(NSI News Source Info) Source: Famous magazine The Claim - December 18, 2
008: Just when Nicole Richie thought she'd dodged a bullet named "Paris Hilton is your sister-in-law" another equally chilling prospect came whizzing up from the down-under tabloid Famous.Last week they reported that L.A. caroler Britney Spears had gone on a few secret dates with Paris's ex, Benji Madden. Paris found out and "literally saw red," a source told the tabloid. Can a doctor look into that?
An angry and jealous Paris pulled out the sharpest knives in her Mean Girl arsenal.
"That girl's nothing but a dirty Southern trashbag who can only get my sloppy seconds," Paris said. Conveniently, this friend also knows Britney, and was privy to Britney's zen-like counterpoint.
"She told me she thought Paris was a 'pathetic loser' and said she was just jealous because 'I'm more famous than she is'," the source claims.
It's an intriguing argument but consider that with the volatile stock market and impending food crisis, how can it be overlooked that Britney is also a boogerhead?
The Objection: I'm in a "Britney: I Want To Believe" mood today, so I'm ignoring all past evidence of her questionable taste and arguing she would not dig a Madden. Plus, between all of her promotional duties, her calendar doesn't have room for dates.
But mostly I doubt this is true because between Britney, Paris and Benji, news this big would have gotten out by now in America before blaring across the grocery stores of Australia.
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